Goat Hooves Have Arrived for Spring!

Yep, that’s right. The fashion designers who detest women have come up with a new, supremely ugly item for spring.  Just what we fashionistas have been waiting for: tights bottomed off with faux animal hooves!  Thank you house of Balenciaga!

I first noticed these ultra hideous Balenciaga outfits in the New York Times Style Magazine that just came out.   What’s next?  A hat that offers a craggily crow beak?  A necklace dangling a dead cat’s tale? Pedal pushers supported by a well worn plunger?  Keep the great ideas a-comin’ guys.

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[Sierra]

I can't imagine why women aren't amped up to buy fashion right how. I can't imagine why so many ridiculously priced designers are going out of business! It's a mystery indeed!