Just Because I'm Worth It!

I've been thinking that the celebrity obsessed People Magazine is really kind of boring these days - who are all those "stars" anyways?  And, are reality contestants really that interesting?  It's one thing to feature a bore who has talent - but a bore who's just a bore?  

Well, just when you thought People was getting too trivial, now there's People Pets!  The headlines say it all. This week's cover story "Pets Wear Wigs! Can you tell it's a hairpiece?"  We're told the wearer of this pink mop top, pictured above, is "Chucky." Thanks for the introduction. 

If that doesn't grab you, other features include  "Nursing Cat Adopts Baby Squirrel" and "Ole!  It's a Puppy Pinata".   People Pets readers are offered the chance to watch a funny video entitled "Japanese Worm Cat" or enter a photo contest "Show Us Cats in Sinks!" Cats in sinks?? Who puts their pet in a sink to take a photo? 

I'd love to tell you more about this stellar publication, but I've got to run and find a camera.